This that and the other thing

I spent 6 hours in "new employee training" today and made a list of things that really bug me. Here goes:
1. Man jewelry, mainly gold/diamond rings outside of the traditional wedding band. This category also includes hoop earrings, gold bracelets, and chain necklaces.
2. Women with men's haircuts. 'Nuff said.
3. Mock necks. I just don't understand this one. If your neck is cold please invest in an actual turtleneck or a scarf. The mock neck is neither a warmth provider and/or attractive. Stop wearing them.
4. High calorie beverages. Regualr thirst quenching liquds should include Diet Coke/Diet Pepsi, bottled water, or coffee. The idea of Snapple or a giant bottle of lemonade does not sit well with me. Why drink 500 calories when you could have a burrito instead?
5. Power Point. After 4.5 years in college I am soooo over it.

Thanks for the rant. Kisses-
e.